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Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?

You're so awesome; are you sure you're not a fictional character? This is the most common question I get asked. I know, I exude awesomeness. And it seems like that sort of awesomeness couldn't exist in the real world. But it does. Okay, maybe people never point out my awesomeness or speculate on my realness.… Continue reading Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?

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I quit smoking!

Yes I am quitting smoking because: My asthma rather doesn't like it Because I can't afford this habit Because COPD is in my family history Because I have no money. And this is turning into an expensive habit Also because I am broke All very valid reasons. I had adult onset asthma, so I didn't… Continue reading I quit smoking!