humor, random, The life

What happens the second you turn forty

There are things that happen the moment you turn forty. Now, I have no idea what happens to you when you turn 40 and have kids... I don't have kids. I imagine something horrific like feeling old or something. What a 20 year old thinks 40 looks like by the way But things happen just… Continue reading What happens the second you turn forty

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blogging, humor, The life, Writing

Blogtober: Life goals

I have a lot of goals. Small ones. Massive overpowering world domination ones. So here are some of my goals. I am sure some of them you could add to your list because they are awesome goals to have. Live long enough to have a robot servant but not long enough for when they take… Continue reading Blogtober: Life goals

Diagonally parked in parallel universe
humor, random, The life

Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?

You're so awesome; are you sure you're not a fictional character? This is the most common question I get asked. I know, I exude awesomeness. And it seems like that sort of awesomeness couldn't exist in the real world. But it does. Okay, maybe people never point out my awesomeness or speculate on my realness.… Continue reading Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?