humor, introvert, The life

My user manual

Warning labels and instructions: Fragile- handle with care. Internally and externally fragile. Just overall very fragile in nature. Look but don't hug. Person does not like hugging. Keep Upright! Falls over with ease. Also randomly tips over. Has no internal balance system included.Keep Quiet as possible. Person enjoys silence.Keep primarily in the dark. May scream… Continue reading My user manual

humor, random, The life

What happens the second you turn forty

There are things that happen the moment you turn forty. Now, I have no idea what happens to you when you turn 40 and have kids... I don't have kids. I imagine something horrific like feeling old or something. What a 20 year old thinks 40 looks like by the way But things happen just… Continue reading What happens the second you turn forty

Diagonally parked in parallel universe
humor, random, The life

Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?

You're so awesome; are you sure you're not a fictional character? This is the most common question I get asked. I know, I exude awesomeness. And it seems like that sort of awesomeness couldn't exist in the real world. But it does. Okay, maybe people never point out my awesomeness or speculate on my realness.… Continue reading Are you sure you’re not a fictional character?